Yes, Herr Wahlquist, it is true. I am leading my own personal black market. I figured I may as well say it before you come asking about it in class. As for the rest of you, congratulations! You've reached the Blood-And-Chocolate Homepage!
What is Blood-And-Chocolate?
Blood-And-Chocolate is a black market set up by me, Vampie Efimovitch, where we sell a highly sought after delicacy; German chocolate. After "die Klasse" ran out on the agreement with "Herr Wahlquist," the Supplier dropped the supply. Now, it's a money making opprotunity waiting for someone to take control! At 3 pieces for $1,50 the chocolate may seem expensive. If this seems pricey, you have obviously not enjoyed this chocolate miracle! Interested in purchasing? Buy from Blood-And-Chocolate associates! However, there are rules to the transaction, which are listed below.
1) We are not selling chocolate. We are selling "Bleistifte."
2) Truffles sell at 1 for $0.50 and that is a non-negotiable price.
3) All transactions shall occur in the Conway High School East Campus bandroom before school.
However, I will also sell at my bus stop. If you see me, just stop and ask.
4) I've been doing this for a while now and find that Bleistifte does run out of stock quickly.
Purchase while you can. However, we do put in orders. Orders may take a day or more to fill,
So please be patient!
5) Administration in the Conway Public School District are not permitted to know about the
black market. If they ask, information is on a need-to-know basis.
6) My identity is to remain secret. If they get onto you for this, and you drag ME into it as a ring
leader, you will regret doing so. Just a warning.
Some of you, so I hear, are interested in making the cash for yourself. This makes it interesting, as there is a constant flow of cash through the school and into the stores which supply the Bleistifte. Way to stimulate the economy guys! Sellers need to understand these rules:
1) You are officially under the command of Vampie Efimovitch. I am keeping watch for any sign
of people who don't need to know about this snooping in our business. If I say to lay low, lay
low and don't ask questions.
2) Turn in your name and email address (or phone, cell is preferred) to Vampie Efimovitch. Give
me a name you'll be willing to sell under. Anything will work, but let's keep it as clean as
possible.
3) You shall sell the product at the same price in all situations. Under no circumstances are you
to give hand-outs or have a buy-now-pay-later plan. That's what ruined the economy, after
all, and it could ruin you easily. Do not give discounts to anyone, nor raise the price.
4) You keep the money you make. I get none of your profits.
5) It would be wise to keep a sales record. You will be able to see a pattern in when you may
want to begin shadowing a person to see if you can make a sell, and spot best customers. This
is a wise investment. Trust me.
6) Once again, the administration is not to know about any of this.
That's it for rules and regulations, guys! Thanks for putting up with me!
In Blood,
~~Vampie Efimovitch~~
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